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I Tried to Fool the Myers-Briggs Test

Quiet Revolutionary Daniel Ochoa’s Story

I tried to fool the gold standard of psychological assessment tests, as well as my teacher and classmates, into thinking I was an extrovert. I tried answering the questions as if I was some sort of charismatic showman character—a Muhammad Ali type—fully capable of fast-talking, colorful rhetoric.

My cheating attempt failed. I was unable to crack the standardized test. My true identity was exposed with test results returned to me, displaying a simple four-letter acronym that will forever cling to me like a scarlet letter: I-N-F-P. The dreaded “I” for introvert. You know you are a true introvert when you can’t even fake being an extrovert.

The classroom was split in half: introverts on the left, extroverts on the right. Our four-letter identities were handed out to us on a piece of paper accompanied with a list of careers. A librarian, writer, programmer, and housekeeper were some of the careers I was told I could have when I grew up. I felt as if a judge was handing me down a prison sentence. I wanted nothing more than to be sitting on the right side of that classroom with the future actors, lawyers, television broadcasters, and comedians. I wanted to be Fonzie instead of Richie Cunningham, Peter Venkman instead of Egon, and Han Solo instead of Luke Skywalker. Fonzie, Venkman, and Han are the outgoing, extroverted personalities that, it seemed, everyone looked up to and aspired to be. The shy and quiet kids were thought of as weird and quirky.

I would have to settle for Luke Skywalker. This would explain why I chose to be Luke when playing Star Wars during my childhood summer days. My best friend was always Han Solo. My little brother played Chewbacca, and we would not allow him to speak. He could only let out Chewbacca moans while we would pretend to translate each moan into words. The girl next door was cast as Princess Leia, sporting her mother’s brown earmuffs in the blazing summer heat.

Han, Chewy, and Leia would wander off together for the day to fight battles with the Galactic Empire. I, on the other hand, would depart alone into the suburban back alleys of Detroit to fight an imaginary Darth Vader and train with an imaginary Yoda. A green spray-painted teddy bear, bungee-corded to my grade-school backpack, would serve as Master Yoda.

My imaginary battles with Vader were epic. Any neighbors nearby, peaking out the back windows of their homes, would have witnessed a beautiful display of choreographed swordsmanship, featuring a boy and his yellow wiffle ball bat—all alone—gracefully and exuberantly swinging away into thin air.

I was a shy kid and always thought there was something wrong with me for choosing to be alone with my own thoughts and imagination. I would not accept my genetic predisposition of being the quiet one. Later in life, I learned to accept my introverted tendencies. I learned how to maximize my strengths and manage my weaknesses. I learned to take on passionate projects that pushed me to another level.

The wall between introversion and extroversion completely crumbles when you stand behind something that has purpose and meaning. We introverts tend to shine the most when talking about ideas and concepts held true to our hearts. I now accept my INFP result as a gift instead of some kind of disease.

Much like Luke Skywalker, we all have introverted Jedi powers that can be used for the greater good of mankind. Our powers include being highly idealistic, imaginative, and creative. We are strong-willed with an interest in helping people and humanity. We are driven by our own set of core values and remain laid-back unless these values are challenged or threatened. Our chameleon-like ability to adapt to people and situations allows us to establish deep-level connections with others. We are perpetual dreamers. The Force is strong with us.

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  • Leila Parmentier

    “The wall between introversion and extroversion completely crumbles when you stand behind something that has purpose and meaning.” I completely agree with that sentence, and it also what reconciled me with my introverted self. We, Introverts, have things to say to the world, but we save our saliva and energy for when it matters. Thank you for your words.

    • Deon Raffington

      So true. Flapping gums just to hear yourself is not what we’re about. The values and purpose are what really drives us.

  • Nakul

    Nice one.
    Epic battels were awesome.

  • Mark Cresswell

    Absolute rubbish- the Myers Briggs is not gold standard for anything and it is the simplest of tests to fool.

  • Ray Doraymefa

    As a word lover, I compliment your tongue-in-cheek narrative!

  • Jennifer Daly

    Hmm. We ISTPs have long claimed Han as our spirit animal.

  • Mal

    Here’s why I don’t/can’t buy into this story too much or the Meyer’s Briggs test in general. Over the years I’ve taken it several times, maybe once every couple years or so. I try to answer as honestly as possible each time. I get A DIFFERENT CLASSIFICATION EVERY TIME. I have had the same one more than once, but not consecutively. So, draw your own conclusions. 🙂

    • Pat Ryan

      Each of the four pairs of letters is like a see-saw and you are somewhere along it. You also shift position a little from time to time. If you happen to be near the middle, you can easily enough cross to the other side, giving you a different result. This has happened to me on the F-T scale a few times, but I doubt it will ever happen on the I-E scale. I’m *very* I

    • Mark Cresswell

      Because it is a rubbish test with zero validly- it is a commercial con.

  • GaryBT

    I am clergy serving two churches. Every week I lead two worship services and speak to 100 – 120 people. My Myers-Briggs results (twice) were ISTP. I know many wonderful, successful clergy who are introverted. As Teto85 said, the Myers-Briggs does not determine what anyone can or cannot do with their life.

  • Rebecca Behrent

    So sad that creative people are often thought to be the most extroverted ones, when in fact I’ve found the opposite to be more true.

    • Shamanda Canterbury

      me too!

  • Teto85

    Myers-Briggs is not a determinant of future careers. It is a survey of how you feel at the time of the test. People in those careers had those results. There are some ESTJs in those careers as well. just not as many.
    I and borderline of the other three.